Laugh Out Loud

Funny Jokes to tell your friends & folks....

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs! Where do cows go on Saturday nights? To the MOOO-vies! What's in the middle of a jellyfish? A

What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A Jelly-button!


Why do spiders like the internet?

Because of all the websites!

What did the traffic light say to the car?
"Don't look. I'm changing!"

Why was the broom late?
It over swept!

What do porcupines say after they kiss?

"Ouch"!